What movies have not aged well?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is there any truth to the claim that Kamala Harris got where she is by sleeping around, or is that just typical conservative bigotry?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?

-J W Pepper

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

What is it like to wear a kilt?

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What does it mean when someone tells you they love you and want you in their life, but doesn't want to commit?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Why do men like women gold diggers?

Octopussy

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”